i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
Such polite barks
he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
those bloggers that you want to be friends with but they are too cool for you
maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them
write a book
Scarlett Johansson on Captain America: The Winter Soldier behind the scenes.
DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH
why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me
i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins