showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”
i was supposed to be the hero
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
Such polite barks
he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
those bloggers that you want to be friends with but they are too cool for you
maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them
write a book
Scarlett Johansson on Captain America: The Winter Soldier behind the scenes.